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8 فبراير 2010
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Lets see we have a funny plot. A top notch cast with old giants, (Kirk Douglas, Don Ameche) An “A” list star, (Stallone) an “A” list director, (John Landis) a fine supporting cast, (Chazz Palmintari, Marisa Tomei, Tim Curry) and several television favorites (Kirkwood Smith, Ken Howard, Yvonne De Carlo,[Who actually belongs in the old giants list]) a ton of sight and word gags and a movie that flows smoothly and constantly makes you laugh and somehow it flops at the box office and isn’t heard of? I don’t get it. It is another absolute RIOT. All the actors I’ve named (and quite a few I haven’t) just keep the whole thing roaring (Particularly Palmintari). How this movie remains ignored is beyond me. Even the basic plot of a gangster trying to go straight in a dishonest world works wonders! Why haven’t you seen this move? Why don’t you buy it now! You won’t regret it!

OSCAR displays Stallone’s talent for portraying a comic role that is all too often overlooked for action movies. With an all-star cast to back Sly up, this movie easily floats well. A not-so-unique plot sometimes slows this movie down, but all-in-all, OSCAR is a pretty funny movie.

Sly plays a big-time gangster who promises his dying father (cameo by Kirk Douglas) to go straight. This, however, proves difficult for our hero, with drawbacks such as a mixed up mix up of little black bags, a daughter who changes fiances three times before lunch, a bag-full of annoying visitors, and scandalling bankers and thugs.

OSCAR’s cast includes the talents of Sylvester Stallone, Tim Curry (halarious role! ), Linda Gray, Joey Travolta, Ornella Muti, Peter Reigert, Yvonne De Carlo, Marisa Tomei (adorable little snotty girl), and Chazz Palminteri among many, many others.

Although it’s out-of-print, it’s well worth the trouble to track down and see!
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8 فبراير 2010
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“Without doubt, one of the most hysterical parodies ever!”

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Given the current world political climate, Trey Parker and Matt Stone hit the ball right out of the park with this film. I haven’t laughed so hard so frequently in a theater in years! This was simply amazing.

The sheer goofy look and movement of the deliberately low-tech puppet bodies, combined with their high-tech heads and incredibly elaborate sets, makes for some truly classic moments. When the World Police thoughtfully swoop down to take out a handful of terrorist, while simultaneously destroying much of the surrounding city in the process, you can’t help but laugh at the irony. Can you say “collateral damage”?

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And the overly extended scene of the two lead puppets engaging in the obligatory sex scene had me laughing so uncontrollably that I thought they’d have to take me out of the theater on a stretcher. Oh my Lord was that funny. It was one of those rare movie moment that had me laughing days later just thinking about it.

Not only do Parker and Stone mercilessly poke fun at the silly, over-the-top nature of certain Hollywood filmmakers like Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay (e.g., his nearly unwatchable “Pearl Harbor”), but they also take the public personas of world leaders like North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and practically feed them into a wood chipper. How this film didn’t spark an international PR incident with North Korea is just astounding to me.

What makes their political edge so refreshing and sidesplitting is they’re willingness to take on everybody, rather than merely bolstering a right- or left-wing view. And the merciless way they go after Hollywood celeb-activists was profoundly funny. Too often I’ve been sickened by the overly simplistic mentality that comes from the mouths of certain actors when they use their status as public figures to comment on the world affairs. Parker and Stone portray acting notables like Penn, Baldwin, Robbins, Sarandon, and Garofalo as complete idiots, who are as easily herded about by Kim Jong-Il as so many sheep. Matt Damon is practically a troglodyte who is so stupid that all his brain can manage is to say his name over and over again.

Like “South Park Bigger, Longer and Uncut,” this film has numerous musical numbers that are used to punctuate the humor of various scenes. The song “America, F**k Yeah!” once again practically had me on the floor, especially when it was uses a second time but with a much slower beat. The level of adult humor and vulgarity here will probably not make this film suitable for small kids, and much of the political edginess may be lost on most teenagers. But if there were a category for “Best Comedy Film,” Parker and Stone would both win an Oscars, hands down!

Trey Parker and Matt Stone have a unique ability to blend the nuanced with the obvious, to mix cerebral humor with cheap sight gags and fart jokes. If this appeals to you (watch an episode of “South Park” if you are unsure), and you don’t mind having your sacred cows slaughtered and made into taco fillings, this film is a must-see –for repeated viewings.

Mad dictator Kim Jong Il plans to subvert Hollywood and become the megaproliferant of the stars. Who can stop him? Only Team America, a gang of ultra-right wing marionettes who think Rush Limbaugh is suspiciously liberal. But don’t fret, conservatives: Hollywood pinkos and Michael Moore take a beating, too. Nothing is sacred to Parker and Stone.

Puppets were a mad choice for a medium, but they are done hysterically. I don’t know what had me laughing more, the whiskey glass soldered to the team leader’s hand, or the thought of the splinters and friction fire from marionette sex!

The sound track alone makes this film worth it. “Freedom isn’t Free” could have been a real country hit and Kim singing “I’m so ronery” had my wife blowing her cola out her nose in the theater!

If you are straight-laced, have a poor sense of humor and can’t admit it, or can’t laugh at yourself, this may not be you’re film. If you’ve got a slightly warped sense of humor, you’ll love this!
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7 فبراير 2010
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I love the plot keywords listed for the film Black Sister’s Revenge (1976) aka Emma Mae on The Internet Movie Database…Hit In Crotch, Racial Slur, Independent Film, Blaxploitation…not much, but you had me at `Hit In Crotch’. Written, produced, and directed by Jamaa Fanaka (Penitentiary, Penitentiary II, Street Wars), the film features a cast of relative unknown performers, many in their only screen role, including Jerri Hayes, Eddie Allen, Charles D. Brooks III (Soul Vengeance), Malik Carter (Black Belt Jones), and Ernest Williams II, whom some may remember in the pivotal role as `Customer’, from the television role “That’s My Mama”, specifically the episode titled “The Gun”…give me a break, as I had not a lot to work with here…

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Jerri Hayes play Emma Mae, a young woman from rural Mississippi (or `Sippi’ as was referred to in the film) who has come to L.A. (Compton to be exact) live with her aunt and her family after the passing of Emma Mae’s mother. As Emma Mae gets off the bus, her cousins look at her like she’s some sort of alien, as the chick is pure corn pone, if you know what I mean. Anyway, her cousins reluctantly let Emma Mae tag along as they go to the local college student union, and the joint is jumping. Her cousins try to set her up, but there are no takers. Emma Mae does eventually catch the eye of a local hoodlum and pill pusher named Jesse (Williams II) after she beats the tar out of his weasely friend named Zeke (Brooks III), earning the respect of her peers (seems Zeke was more vocal than the others in terms of her funky appearance, to which Emma Mae laid a few smacks upside his head). Emma Mae ends up falling hard for Jesse who eventually has an altercation with The Fuzz, goes into hiding (call me mint jelly baby, cause I’m on the lam), eventually gets popped and thrown into the can, the joint, the slammer, the hoosegow, the pen, the tank, the cooler, the jug, the cooler, the brig…what I’m trying to say is he was committed to a house of correction. Anyway, being smitten with the lug, Emma Mae gets the locals together to raise money to hire a lawyer to defend Jesse and Zeke, as they work out a deal to open a carwash on an unused property. Things are going well, so well, in fact that The Man takes notice and shuts them down (some BS zoning laws), to which Emma Mae and a couple of others resort to robbing a bank…they get away, use the money to get Jesse and Zeke out on bail, but then Jesse ends up two-timing Emma Mae (turns out he was only using her the whole time), to which she retaliates by putting her foot square into Jesse’s behind, among other places…

I learned a lot of things from this movie, the first being you don’t want to disrespect a country girl with nappy hair, because if you do, she’ll have no problem in dishing out a country beating (particularly in working over your jewels, if you’re a male). I also learned some new terms, like fender benders…this is used to describe pills that, if you take, and then drive a car, they’ll make you crash into things causing you to bend your fender. Also, an `ugmug’ is an unattractive person (I think the word is actually a combination of two words, ugly and mug). And if you really want to disrespect someone, you can call him or her `armadillo ugly’…another thing, I didn’t realize wearing overalls without a shirt was such a predominant fad in the mid 70s…interesting look. All right, as far as the film goes, it was interesting, but one should keep in mind the cast is made up of inexperienced performers, so a lot of the acting really isn’t all that good, but the effort, for the most part, was there, and that counts for something with me. The story moves along pretty well, but it does get bogged down occasionally as a character experiences a verbose, moment of drama meant, I think, to appeal to the audience the trials and tribulations of the disenfranchised African American community. Emma Mae has a few of these scenes, along with another character named Big Daddy, played by Carter. Big Daddy was kind of a weird guy in that he wore traditional African attire, a sheik headdress, full gray bread, mumbles to himself, and had a militant attitude. There’s one scene where he speaks about a number of things including the evils of whitey, the ironic plight of brothers killing each other over turf which they don’t even own, and the need for African Americans to get up off their collective behinds and take what they can from The Man. Some of the sequences didn’t seem to be related to the story, but were fun to watch, nonetheless, one in particular being when Jesse and Zeke were eating crab and hitching a ride, finally getting picked up by some acquaintances. That crab looked nasty, and they were eating parts of it I don’t think you’re supposed to eat. All in all this was an odd, low budget, independent drama with blaxploitation underpinnings, displaying some pretty shabby acting through and through, but it does feature some effort (in my opinion), along with a bit of heart (or soul, if you prefer), and possibly worth checking out if only to watch the last five minutes when the character of Emma Mae performs her rendition of The Nutcracker Suite…

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The fullscreen picture (1.33:1) on this Xenon Pictures DVD does show signs of age, but overall, looks relatively decent and certainly watchable. The audio comes through relatively well, but I’m not really sure what format it’s presented in…there are chapter stops, and a number of previews for other DVD releases including Bad Attitude (1993), Black Godfather (1974), Dolemite (1975), Penitentiary (1979), Soul Survivor (1995), and Sweetback (1971).

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By the way, someone was asking about the music played during the final credits…the song, titled Theme from Emma Mae (Long to be Back Home), was arranged by HB Barnum (who also did the scoring for the film), and performed by Keisa Brown, and released as a 45 back in 1976 on the Los Angeles label Marsel Records.

Here in Austin, TX, we’ve the Alamo Draft House, a local Cinema that not only shows big name flicks but also shows underrated and lesser-known shows, as well. Every Wednesday is “Weird Wednesday,” in which they show a campy, B-grade film, usually from the seventies, at midnight. “Black Sister’s REvenge” was by far the best Wierd Wednesday flick we’ve ever seen– the only to get a standing ovation! That fight sene at the end is CLASSIC. This movie is absolutley hysterical.
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A Very Brave Witch…and More Great Halloween Stories for Kids Movie Streaming

7 فبراير 2010
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The A VERY BRAVE WITCH…AND MORE GREAT HALLOWEEN STORIES FOR KIDS from Scholastic is another treat for kids and adults who enjoy light-hearted stories and limited animation.

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There are eight short stories on this set. Four of which are full animation (A Very Brave Witch, The Witch In The Cherry Tree, The Three-Legged Cat and The Three Robbers) and the other four (A Dark, Dark Tale, By The Light Of The Halloween Moon[limited animation], Georgie, Little Tim And The Brave Sea Captain) are just still images with camera pans.

Each story is narrated and make perfect bedtime stories for kids (or adults like me who enjoy these types of story-telling/old-fashion cartoons). Each story is delightful and include read-a-long text, which you can turn off as well.

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Now the reason for the one-star deduction is because four of the offerings have already been released on another set from Scholastic. “By The Light Of The Halloween Moon,” “A Dark, Dark Tale,” “Georgie,” and “The Three Robbers” were already available on

The Teacher from the Black Lagoon… and More Slightly Scary Stories (Scholastic Video Collection) .

Also, since this DVD set is being marketed as “Halloween Stories” three of the stories (The Three-Legged Cat, The Three Robbers and Little Tim And The Brave Sea Captain) aren’t really Halloween related or spooky. They’re wonderful stories but seem out of place on a Halloween DVD.
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7 فبراير 2010
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Put the children to bed, unplug the phone, get out the tissues and refuse to watch this movie with anybody who likes to talk during a movie. You will be blown away.

Holocaust and comedy. Two words never spoken in the same breath before “Life is Beautiful.” To smiply label this movie as such, would do it injustice. Every emotion comes into play during the viewing. You soon begin to empathize with Roberto Benigni as he portrays a father trying to keep the harsh realities of a German concentration camp from his young son. Benigni protects his son with two weapons that the German’s could not seize: Humor and Imagination.

I thoroughly enjoyed this movie, and yes I cried. But I also laughed and smiled.

I recommend the Sub-title version of the movie. After five minutes the reading becomes natural and the depth to which you become involved with the movie is well worth it.

I so enjoyed the music in this movie, that I purchased “Tales of Hoffman” by Offenbach. The second playing of this piece in the movie will not allow you to maintain dry eyes.

When Roberto Benigni burst onto the Hollywood scene with this acclaimed film and his over-the-top enthusiasm, I couldn’t bring myself to watch this film. Instead, I waited for the DVD. However, what I perceived as hype was truly deserved. “Life is Beautiful” is a wonderfully inventive tale that seems fresh even today, years after its first release. Part slapstick, part drama, part romantic comedy, part tragedy - this story of an Italian family during the Holocaust defies categorization.

The films opens with Guido (Benigni) and his friend arriving in town on a car with no brakes and being mistaken for facist officials expected for a parade. This slapstick scene ends with Guido catching the future love of his life, Dora (Nicoletta Braschi), as she jumps from a barn window. The clownish Guido sets out to win her heart despite the odds against him. These early scenes set the stage for the rest of the movie: Guido will rely on invention, humor, and persistence to protect his loved ones despite the obstacles he faces. What begins as slapstick becomes heartbreaking later. Like all stories of the Holocaust, this film has its grim side, but Benigni relies heavily on exaggerated humor, running gags, and an early circus-like atmosphere to set up the emotional power of the time’s reality. Most of the atrocities are implied, not witnessed, and the viewer’s own knowledge of the time period creates an additional layer of tension.

Roberto Benigni is superb as Guido; his antics are hilarious, but during more dire moments, emotions flash across his face, revealing both the depth of his character and the reality of his position. Nicoletta Braschi is also good, and little Giorgio Cantinini as Guido?s son Joshua is adorably spunky, especially as he questions his father’s stories.

I always advocate watching foreign films in the original language, with subtitles, but I understand that some viewers may not like “reading” a movie. In this case, however, the dubbed version was distracting, as Benigni provides the English track for his own character while American voices dub the rest of the cast. His Italian accent amid the American accents completely broke the illusion for me. Still, if a dubbed version is the only way you’ll watch this movie, please do it.

I highly recommend “Life is Beautiful.” Its offbeat approach remains unparalleled in the canon of Holocaust movies. Because of the absence of explicit violence and sex, viewers as young as thirteen should admire this extraordinary film.
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7 فبراير 2010
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If you’re a Scooby-Doo fan… then don’t even bother with this one. The cover is deceptive. Scooby and Shaggy are barely in this one… and the rest of the gang is no where to be seen. It’s not even worth the few dollars that the DVD is priced at.

This is a ripoff tape for scooby fans, no more than 10 mins of scooby and shaggy.
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When the JONNY QUEST DVD Box Set was finally released I was one of the first to buy it. The wait for these fantastic episodes was finally over. And what a long wait its been! What a shame it is then that the “politically correct” people at Warner Brothers found it their duty to EDIT, that’s right, EDIT these classic cartoons! A typical EDIT from DISC ONE “Pursuit of the Po-Ho” A purple Race Bannon confronts the Po-Hos who have Dr. Quest held hostage with,”All right you ignorant savages, get a load of Aquizio you heathen monkeys!” The “REMASTERED” version is a watered down, “Get a load of Aquizio!” All the while Race’s mouth is moving but no words come out! At least no words that some idiots at Warners find offensive. Who are they and how dare they think they can just EDIT someone elses work! What’s even more outrageous is that for some reason they don’t have a problem showing the UN-EDITED versions on their own CARTOON NETWORK! Get it together guys and RE-ISSUE the Jonny Quest Box Set UNTOUCHED, UN-EDITED, and truly REMASTERED as your packaging states! And the next time you think its “your job” to EDIT a classic cartoon, DON”T! Thank GOD your EDIT MONKEY kept his stinking paws off the LOONEY TUNES Box Set!

When I found out that all 26 episodes of the classic Jonny Quest were released on DVD I was stunned. I felt that finally the HB execs are getting it together and recognizing the good stuff. After watching the first two episodes I realized I had been DUPED! Editing dialogue to be PC, using the same ending credits for all episodes and no credit for Doug Wildey. A (…)release of the best classic prime-time animation of the 1960’s.

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After I finish watching all the episodes, I’m donating the DVD’s to my local public library. I know better now to read the reviews before buying. I think Warner Brothers and Hana-Barbera owe all of us an explanation for this hack-job. WHY DID THEY HAVE TO DICK WITH IT?

When I pay for DVD’s, I expect the real deal without edits and deception. I can only hope that they fix it with another release with everything intact except the insert commercials. And you can bet they know that we will buy it again. Greedy, corporate pigs!

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7 فبراير 2010
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Although it doesn’t quite live up to Robert Towne’s original script, “Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan Lord of The Apes” manages to bring much of the spectacle of Edgar Rice Burroughs’ original tale with a distinctive, powerful edge missing from every other version of the novel. Towne’s script and the film adhere to most of the narrative about Tarzan growing up while drifting away from some of the more extreme fantasy elements present in the original novel.

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When the child of a female gorilla is mercilessly beaten to death, his mother adopts an infant human whose parents were killed by the same gorilla. The couple were shipwrecked and thought dead by the man’s grandfather the Earl of Greystoke. The infant continues to have conflicts with the lead gorilla of the group as he grows up and is, in fact, beaten up and left for dead at one point. As he grows into manhood, he discovers the home of his parents, his mother’s locket, and his father’s knife and sees his reflection for the first time. He’s horrified and fascinated at the same time realizing that, while he doesn’t quite look like his mother, she is still his mother. Gradually, he discovers children’s blocks that show him what a human looks like for the first time.

When his mother is murdered by tribesmen hunting the gorillas for food, he fights back for the first time killing one of the tribesmen breaking the man’s back. He also stands up to and kills the gorilla that tried to kill him and succeeded in killing his parents long ago. Tarzan (Christopher Lambert in his debut) is discovered by a French explorer (Ian Holm from “Chariots of Fire” and “The Lord of the Rings”) who takes pity on the young man and brings him back to civilization discovering along the way that Tarzan is, indeed, the son of the missing heir to the Greystoke fortune and title.

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The film moves Tarzan from the animal kingdom to the civilized world where the collision between how he was raised and who he has to become creates considerable conflict. Later, he meets and falls in love with Jane (Andie McDowell in her film debut but with her voice over dubbed by Glenn Close)but the conflicts between the civilized world and his experience continues to threaten their relationship and his inheritance.

Directed by Hugh Hudson (”Chariots of Fire”, “I Dreamed of Africa”), the film generated much controversy when writer Robert Towne (”Chinatown”, “Personal Best”, “Tequila Sunrise” and “Shampoo”) took his name off the credits substituting the name of his dog. Towne felt that Hudson (and the screenwriter Hudson brought in Michael Austin) strayed a bit from his original script which had an even more epic canvas to work from. Towne had been forced to sell off “Greystoke” which he had intended to direct due to money issues related to his directorial debut “Personal Best”. While the film doesn’t quite live up to Towne’s vision, Hudson’s film is still quite compelling and powerful capturing the sweep of the epic films made by David Lean. Although the script becomes a bit uneven when Tarzan returns to civilization, Christopher Lambert’s portrayal of Tarzan along with Ian Holm, Sir Ralph Richardson, James Fox and McDowell/Close keeps the film interesting. Lambert’s moody, brooding and quiet performance works well at keeping Tarzan a mysterious, sensuous figure. Lambert brings an animal physical presence to the role that quickly captures your attention. The tightly directed and edited action sequences also prevent the film from lagging.

Although the DVD doesn’t have the type of extras it really deserves, Warner has lavished a considerable amount of money to bring us a very sharp, crisp and vivid anamorphic widescreen transfer. There’s still a fair amount of analog blemishes in the form of hair and dirt but the bulk of this occurs during the opening titles. This version of the film never played theatrically in the U.S. Like the original videocassette, this version of “Greystoke” runs about 7 minutes longer with a prologue involving the apes and a sequence that briefly depicts Tarzan’s trek to civilization. The marvelous score by John Scott has been remastered for Dolby Digital 5.1 bringing the sound up to date and we also get the beautiful Overture that greeted audiences as they walked in during the first few minutes before the movie began.

We get the marvelous original theatrical trailer as part of the extras and a commentary track by Director Hudson and Associate Producer Garth Thomas. They provide some very interesting tidbits about the shooting of the film but completely avoid discussing the decision to rewrite Towne’s script and only making a passing mention of the voice recasting. The commentary would have been far more interesting had both decided to revisit their decision to bring Glenn Close to dub MacDowell’s lines and the decision to pare back Towne’s original, more expensive vision.

Although it might lack the epic vision that Towne had intended, Hudson’s film still manages to make quite an impression. The film certainly has the epic feel of some of David Lean’s epics and if the film becomes uneven during its second half, it still manages to swing to a satisfying conclusion.

I love those classic MGM Tarzan flicks with Johnny Weissmuller (classics all the way), and the 1999 animated Tarzan was IMHO the last great Disney film. But GREYSTOKE is without a doubt my favorite Tarzan film of all time. Not only is the only live-action adaptation to capture real emotion and drama, but it is also the most realistic. This is mainly due to the vastly underrated Christopher Lambert in the title role. He is absolutely amazing to watch, especially in his reactions to the new English surroundings. The supporting cast is first-rate, as well. You have Sir Ian Holm as the explorer who finds Tarzan, Andie MacDowell in her film debut as Jane, and the late, the great Ralph Richardson as Lord Greystoke. Add onto this a gorgeous musical score, stunning African jungle backgrounds, and some of Rick Baker’s best make-up work ever, and you’ve got one helluva good motion picture.

I just can’t believe how many people regard this movie as one of those “what-could-have-been” disasters. I hadn’t seen the film in years, so when I picked up the DVD, I was prepared to think the same thing do to my older age and higher expectations as a film buff. Well let me tell you, it’s even better than I remembered it! If the film did indeed have a troubled production, it certainly doesn’t show on-screen. It’s a beautiful movie, and required viewing.

The new DVD ain’t too shabby, either. The picture looks great and the sound is very clear, if a bit lacking in surround. However, being the film’s 20th Anniversary, I would’ve expected quite a bit more extras. All we get is a director’s commentary, which is incredibly boring. But for such a low price tag, it’s not a bad buy.
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7 فبراير 2010
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The dvd of SHINOBI HEART UNDER BLADE U.S. version is almost an exact duplicate of the Region-3 Thai version. I have both the 3-disc Japanese region-2 copy and the Hong Kong Region-3 DTS-ES dvd. The japanese and Hk releases have the best transfers. If you have multi-region capability, buy the Japanese or Hong Kong versions. But whatever you do, do not miss this film.

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I just finished watching my dvd copy of this film and felt that I have to review this marvelously tragic but hopeful film. Mind you, this SHINOBI film does not follow any of the video-game inspired Shinobi titles, rather it is based on the JAPANESE FEUDAL LEGEND from which both the video game and the anime series “Basilisk” were based on.

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In order for you to love this film, you have to have an idea of Japanese customs and their unrelenting loyalty to their emperor/leader. For them, their Emperor is like a living God-man. That is why when a new Shogunate has united feudal Japan, he fears that the wrath of the SHINOBI may upset the balance of power. SHINOBI is the elite NINJA clan, who has been trained since birth in the art of combat and warfare.

Two Ninja clans has had a truce for years that the new Lord of the shogunate has lifted this truce and has misled them into believing that each clan will help decide who will ascend to the role of shogun(in the future) should they have 5 of their greatest and most skilled warriors to battle each other in a contest to the death. Gennusuke and Oboro are the lovers caught in the middle because each have ascended to the role of chieftain in their respective clans. In truth, the Shogunate rulers wish to destroy their clans because they fear their powers/skills and that one day rise up against the Supreme Shogunate of Japan. They believe since their goal is peace and prosperity, war mongers should be extinct because they believe that without war, they have no purpose. Some members of the clans also believe this.

Each clan warrior has character and depth, with variable skills and abilities. One warrior is like a chameleon, one has simian-like agility, one has NEAR-immortality, a woman has poison that goes around her skin/breath, one is a blind psychic among others.

The film itself is very tragic and when Oboro makes the supreme sacrifice to save the children/families of both clans, even the shogunate had to believe that the SHINOBI can have more than one purpose in life.

The set designs were awesome and the characters were well designed. The special effects weren’t all hokey and fit the movie’s pace. As in most samurai films, the battles were quick and exciting, although not overly bloody.

The film is one of the best ASIAN fantasy-epic films I’ve seen thus far. The dvd I have was mastered in High-def widescreen(EXTREMELY SHARP transfer) with 5.1 (DTS)digital audio(I didn’t get mind in AMAZON). I highly recommend this film, now I have to cry for a PREQUEL about the warring clans before! 4.5 stars all the way!!

Kagero ROCKS!!

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!

ADDED: I managed to see the U.S. region-1 release by Funimation. It is less than 2 minutes shorter than the region-3 DTS-ES Hong Kong release. Nothing relevant was missing, except for an extended beginning and Oboro’s encounter with one of the Kouga warriors. The video of the Asian release is a lot sharper/crisper than the Funimation transfer. As I thought, the Funimation transfer was derived from the Thai version.

In the same spirit of Crouching Tiger and Hidden Dragon, Shinobi goes very deep into cultural roots with a heavy dose of “Animé” like action to create a compelling love story rich with visual fanfare.

Though the romantic plot is not as powerful as Crouching Tiger or House of Flying Daggers, it is still a compelling story for which you will want to know how it ends. But frankly, the real meat and potatoes of this movie is about the combat and the very Animé inspired characters. There are other live action animés out there, but this has quickly taken it’s place to my number one favorite amongst them. Bonus points for making this accessible to the open non-initiated public. Naruto fans should find the same kind of interesting character concepts, save for the fact that everything is taken with a very mature tone (no teen aged ninjas here). Anyone who liked Warriors of Zu Mountain or Storm Riders will definitely want to pick this up.
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This tale of evil plots and misunderstandings could have been told quite seriously. But ironically Ptushko went for whimsy. (Ironically because another tale by Pushkin, Ruslan and Lyudmila, was written tongue-in-cheek and taken seriously enough to become a dramatic opera (Glinka) and an exciting fantasy movie, (Ptushko.) Watching this film is like walking into a picture book illustrated by a legendary artist. Ptushko built a fairytale city for the Tsar and a fairytale island for the castaway son and wife. All the elements of legend are here: evil mother-figure, beautiful maid and ugly sisters; there are trolls - reminiscent of latterday Wild Things. There is a magical swan princess, giant knights rising from the sea, a cute squirrel cracking gold nuts and singing what sounds suspiciously like a tune from Sadko … But nothing is serious. When the Tsar is unhappy he cries. When he grows angry with the messenger who brought him bad news and yells “Hang him!” you find the poor man dangling from a tree stuck in a drum and sobbing along with the Tsar. Before I bought the movie, I read the reviews as usual and noticed a mention of sex between the Tsar and his bride on their wedding night as being “tasteful.” When I previewed the scene, I found the bridal pair sitting happily on the bed playing pat-a-cake! If you are looking for quality fantasy to share with your kids, this is for you and I guarantee it will not gather dust on the shelf!

This is very good DVD for me and my son.

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The wife of the prince is very impressive ballerina.

The rendering of the sex between King and Princess was moderate and interesting, so I and my ten years old son both enjoyed this cinema without problem.
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